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Friday, September 23, 2016

Black Sheep Wrestling Domination

Here's a new wrestling music video, featuring plenty of hot jobbers being decimated by a big burly heel.  With some randomness thrown in, for your enjoyment.


Braun Strowman vs...
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Fandango

Johnny Knockout

Corey Hollis (AKA Evan Anderholm)

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Johnny Knockout

The Usos (because Braun getting beat up is sexy too)

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Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm

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Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm

Johnny Knockout

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James Ellsworth

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Ran Away And Joined The Circus


Once upon a time, WWE very very stupidly fired my favorite most hottest wrestler, Mason Ryan (Twitter, Instagram).  But that worked out okay for him, because he ended up working as Chief Archer in "Ka" for Circque du Soleil.  (Kind of old news by now, but I only just found out.)  So, it turns out alright for me too, because that's a few of my favorite things: strength, athleticism, and Mason Ryan in Siouxsie Sioux warpaint (that he does himself).




Thursday, September 1, 2016

An Erotic Moment


Can it be true?  An erotic moment in WWE, in this day and age?  It IS true (at least, if you're kind of a sick fuck like me).  In fact, it could have come out of one of Alex' stories at the Cave.

It takes place in a match featuring Baron Corbin vs. Dean Ambrose, although, with apologies to the principals, the main feature is AJ Styles.  AJ interferes, it all begins around the 2:40 mark:


Dean Ambrose causes AJ to fall, crotch-first, onto the top rope.  AJ can do nothing but moan helplessly.  Ambrose moves in, talking to AJ gently.

Ambrose then proceeds to bounce the rope AJ is resting on, relentlessly punishing the trapped man, while AJ ineffectually tries to swat Ambrose's arm away.


When Dean stops the torture, he gives AJ a good-natured pat on the chest.

Dean Ambrose then shows what a great sport he is, heartily shaking AJ's hand.  AJ is powerless to resist as Dean toys with him.

Ambrose then calls for his belt, and wearing this physical reminder of his dominance and superiority, gives AJ one final humiliating, though almost tender, pat on the cheek.

AJ Styles.  What a tight little bundle of hotness.  I could watch him suffer all day.  I could listen to him moan and scream all day.  Dean Ambrose, in and of himself, doesn't do a lot for me, but if he keeps serving me up AJ like this, I say, bring it on.