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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Zach Altovito Sleepered Out


I ordered my first video from Muscle Domination Wrestling: ZZZ 15 (Muscle Master Kevin vs. Zach Altovito).  And I love it.  So much.

Those who like competitive matches might not like this kind of video.  It isn't much of a "match" at all, more an exhibition of holds--or rather, an exhibition of Zach Altovito, viaholds, as Kevin expertly puts him on display.  That said, I personally wouldn't watch a video of just a guy flexing and posing.  I need more than that, even a veneer of wrestling will do.  So I was pleasantly surprised by this video.

Starting with Zach Altovito (flexing and posing--he thought it was going to be THAT kind of video), Muscle Master Kevin comes in, they have words, and then Kevin surprise attacks Zach with a sleeper, putting him all the way out right away.  For the rest of the video, Kevin wakes Zach up and puts him back to sleep, again and again, maintaining his non-stop patter of dominance and arrogance.  But for my purposes, it's a believable enough premise: caught off guard, Zach couldn't defend against the first sleeper, and after that point, he was weaker and less able to defend against each subsequent sleeper.

Zach sells great, and is gorgeous--powerful, handsome, a perfect hairy babyface.  Kevin is a great sadistic heel, who gets what's sexy about a huge guy submitting in wrestling.  It might be a specific kind of video, but for me, it pushes all the right buttons: I'm the kind of guy who, when I like a wrestler, I usually fast forward through the parts where he's in control, to get to the parts of him jobbing.  So a video like this?  No fast forwarding required.

AND.  There's this dragon sleeper...it's good.




2 comments:

  1. I feel like a lone voice in the wilderness because I want to see Zach Altovito dominate his opponents not the other way around. He reminds me of a young Rick Steiner but it's a shame they have him wrestling like one of the Mulkey brothers
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    1. Sometimes he dominates:

      http://innerjobber.blogspot.com/2017/12/zach-altovito-vs-ronnie-pearl-good-lord.html

      https://sidelineland.com/2017/12/12/i-dont-really-wrestle-man/

Friday, March 2, 2018

Jobbers In Movies 1

Richard Branden: One of the stars of Jobbers In Movies 1



Featuring:

Bareknuckle Fighter: Angel Rafael Toste Suarez ("Jason Bourne" 2016)

Outworld Warrior: Richard Branden ("Mortal Kombat" 1995)

Wess: Vesselin Shoumantov ("Bloodsport 4: The Dark Kumite" 1999)

Boagrius: Nathan Jones ("Troy" 2004)

Jobbers in Movies 1!  The "1" in the title seems a little arrogant to me, frankly.  I don't have another one lined up or anything.  Maybe someday!

2 comments:

  1. Great post!

    Your post reminds me that I used to watch Jean-Claude Van Damme movies only for fighting scenes.
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    1. Thanks! Yeah, movies with fight scenes featuring hot jobbers are usually great FOR the fight scene, even if the actual movie kind of sucks. :)