Robbie is younger and bigger and stronger, but will that be enough?
Because vulnerability is sexy.
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Friday, February 28, 2020
Bart Sawyer 13: Bart Sawyer vs. VK Wallstreet (IRS)
Backstory, backstory, "VK Wallstreet" WCW's dig at Vince McMahon blah blah...Just give me a cute jobber in tight red trunks!
Thursday, February 27, 2020
2 Hot Minutes: Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos vs. The Armstrongs 2
High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Armstrongs (Scott and Steve) 2
Jobber fights jobber (fights jobber fights jobber), upsetting the natural order of everything.
Robbie Rage 13: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Renegade and Joe Gomez
Robbie Rage getting double-teamed is so sexy. But then, Robbie Rage in ANY wrestling situation is so sexy.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Bart Sawyer 12: Bart Sawyer vs. One Man Gang
Big gross thug vs. pretty boy in pink? This match might be up some people's alleys.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Robbie Rage 12: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 3
High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 3
Robbie! Kenny! You're HUGE! Don't give in to these pretty boys!
Monday, February 24, 2020
Bart Sawyer 11: Bart Sawyer and Bobby Walker vs. Bunkhouse Buck and Dick Slater
Jesus, Bart, what are you trying to do to me?
Sunday, February 23, 2020
Robbie Rage 11: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 2
It takes a pretty big, pretty mean tag team to manhandle guys like Robbie and Kenny.
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Bart Sawyer 10: Bart Sawyer vs. Arn Anderson 2
Will the pretty boy jobber avenge his previous loss to sadistic bear Arn Anderson?
Friday, February 21, 2020
Robbie Rage 10: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Armstrongs (Scott and Steve)
I guess another way of looking at "jobber vs. jobber" would be "winner gets to be called 'mid-carder'."
Thursday, February 20, 2020
Bart Sawyer 9: Bart Sawyer vs. Kensuke Sasaki
Back to singles action this time, my preferred type of jobber match. I wouldn't discount tag matches entirely, but I prefer the focus in singles matches. And it always pays to focus on Bart Sawyer.
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
Robbie Rage 9: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Chono and Tenzan
Some low audio here, but what are you going to miss? The commentators talking about unrelated matches? That's why wrestling's almost better with the sound off.
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Bart Sawyer 8: Bart Sawyer and Buck Quartermaine vs. Chris Benoit and Brian Pillman
A pretty-boy tag team vs. a vicious heel tag team. Eep.
Monday, February 17, 2020
2 Hot Minutes: Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos vs. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash
High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Outsiders (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash)
Less jobber-vs-jobber, more lamb-to-the-slaughter. In not one, but THREE parts!
Robbie Rage 8: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Prince Iakea and Leroy Howard
It's jobber vs. jobber (vs. jobber vs. jobber, 'cause tag team)! Now for once, you might not actually know who's going to win. (You still might guess though.) Also, bonus bare feet, for people who like that.
Sunday, February 16, 2020
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Robbie Rage 7: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) 1
For those of us who don't need EVERY wrestler in a match to be hot. No offense to Public Enemy of course. But look at the above picture. The match is worth it for Robbie Rage's ass alone.
Friday, February 14, 2020
Bart Sawyer 6: Bart Sawyer and Ron Thompson vs. Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray)
I know this is Bart's series, but his tag partner here, Ron Thompson, really holds his own in terms of hot jobber. I mean, it's poor Ron who gets jerked up at the two-count by Booker T. The cad.
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Robbie Rage 6: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 2
You know, it's too bad I don't have more of his matches, I'd have loved to make a Scotty Riggs series. OR Buff Bagwell. This is actually a pretty hot match-up, come to think of it.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Bart Sawyer 5: Bart Sawyer vs. Big Bubba Rogers (Big Boss Man)
Aw, are you kidding me? Different name or not, now poor Bart has to fight the Big Boss Man? Will the Boss Man be as vicious as he usually is, or will our pretty boy Bart catch a break? Is that one-finger pin pictured above a sign of the humiliating end? Or will Bart turn it around and punish the Boss Man for his arrogance? (And if you're asking yourself that, how many of these matches have you even seen?)
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Robbie Rage 5: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Los Guerreros (Chavo and Eddie Guerrero)
Ooh, Eddie and Chavo. Robbie and Kenny will have kind of an uphill battle here. Los Guerreros' skill vs. High Voltage's sheer power. Think Robbie and Kenny will be able to overcome?
Monday, February 10, 2020
Bart Sawyer 4: Bart Sawyer and TA McCoy vs. The Blue Bloods (Steven [William] Regal and Bobby Eaton)
Some REAL humpy twitchy selling from Bart here. Sexy as hell, and it makes the Blue Bloods look so so cruel. That's why we NEED jobbers, you guys.
Sunday, February 9, 2020
Robbie Rage 4: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)
If you like huge muscle guys squeezed into singlets, this is the match for you.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
Bart Sawyer 3: Bart Sawyer vs. Diamond Dallas Page 1
As the image gives away--er, hints at, poor Bart suffers a touch of post-match humiliation, something we here at Inner Jobber always welcome.
Friday, February 7, 2020
Robbie Rage 3: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 1
Not one, but TWO examples of tag teams that the WWE website would make fun of. Well know what I say? Fuck them. I mean, "swollen gym rats" like it's an insult? How is that an insult. Get the fuck out of here.
Thursday, February 6, 2020
Bart Sawyer 2: Bart Sawyer vs. Arn Anderson 1
A cute blond jobber like Bart Sawyer against a scary hairy heel like Arn Anderson? This'll go well, right?
Wednesday, February 5, 2020
Robbie Rage 2: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Fire and Ice (Scott Norton and Ice Train)
Can Robbie Rage contain the threat of Scott Norton and Ice Train? Cab Robbie's singlet contain his bulging physique? In both cases...kind of?
Tuesday, February 4, 2020
Bart Sawyer 1: Bart Sawyer vs. Maxx Payne
Ah, "Smart" Bart Sawyer. A leaner jobber than Robbie Rage (and his hair, by the way, is usually shorter that you see in this match). Bart sells well with his body. I guess you could say he's kind of a humpy seller. You'll see in the coming days.
Monday, February 3, 2020
Robbie Rage 1: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 1
The next series: Robbie Rage. But why, you ask, do I say "Robbie Rage" instead of "High Voltage"? A couple reasons. One: Later on, there are a couple Robbie Rage singles matches (although I wish I had many many more). Two: He's the reason I watch High Voltage. Nothing AGAINST Kenny Kaos, of course. I might even take more note of him, if he was in a singles match (without Robbie there to distract me). I mean, he even has a similar build to Robbie, so why would I like Robbie more? I don't know. The heart wants what the heart wants and doesn't make sense. So enjoy.
