Inner Jobber: 2021

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Kurt Angle

Spanky hits the big time: WWE! I guess "the big time" means way shorter and less competitive matches. Huh.

Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams

Chris Sabin vs. Vordell Walker

Vordell Walker is another I'm a big fan of. I feel like he has this "lovable goof" vibe, as well as being THICC.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Derek Stone

This is the only Derek Stone match I've seen, but still... I have such a crush on Derek Stone. <3 The poor guy.

Here's what's so hot about this match. Poor Derek is SO panicky about evil Jake's evil snake. He does not want ANYTHING to do with that. The fear in his eyes is palpable. So when he ultimately falls victim to the DDT (spoiler), his unconscious face looks so peaceful as the evil snake slithers around on top of him, that it's really almost a MERCY that Jake knocked him out. What he was so scared of...at least he doesn't have to be aware of it coming to fruition.

So the above thumbnail for Big Boss Man vs. Brad Armstrong was flagged as inappropriate, and this time I wasn't even able to fall back on saying, "What? It's from a professional wrestling match!" because they said, "The image in this thumbnail may be acceptable in the context of the video, but we’ve determined it’s inappropriate for a thumbnail." Touché, YouTube. But I think the new thumbnail (below) is still acceptably hot (even if it DOES look a little less like Big Boss Man fucking Brad Armstrong, as the original did). I mean I really loved the boot in the original.