HOW TO BRING DOWN A GIANT! I wonder if JACK did it this way? Hmmm. After having grabbed the guy's GOLDEN GOOSE, maybe he copped a good squeeze of the big guy's low-hangin', brass EGGS too! It's the PERFECT way to stop any guy in his tracks, no matter his "SIZE" (NOW, I'm referring to the giant's height and weight and NOT the diameter and weight of his BALLS; even though, that would EQUALLY apply here!) And what of the Old Testament's, Goliath" Do you think little shepherd boy/future king - David - walked up to the slain Goliath, (who was probably lying face up, with his powerful, muscular legs spread open wide and his tunic likely raised up to his chest, displaying his massive cock and big, round, hairy balls), and grabbed two handfuls of the BIG GUY's exceptionally large "EQUIPMENT"? David DID win, after all. "To the victor, go the spoils" ...isn't THAT the way that it should AWAYS be? I'll bet that Goliath's "gonads" were the size of big, round bowling balls, (...and I mean the really BIG bowling balls, not the little "duck pin-sized" balls!)
Yes sireeee..."CROTCH GRABBING sure IS pretty incredibly HOT...to "WATCH"! Now, if we were speaking of me having my OWN "boys" crushed, squeezed, head-butted, bitten (OUCH!), and/or sadistically punched over and over again...ummm...NOT SO HOT! (at least ...for ME! But, hey! Maybe YOU are into receiving that particular kind of excruciating groin torture...I dunno. To each, his/her own. (I am neither judge, nor jury over ANY man/woman.)
Yes sireeee..."CROTCH GRABBING sure IS pretty incredibly HOT...to "WATCH"! Now, if we were speaking of me having my OWN "boys" crushed, squeezed, head-butted, bitten (OUCH!), and/or sadistically punched over and over again...ummm...NOT SO HOT! (at least ...for ME! But, hey! Maybe YOU are into receiving that particular kind of excruciating groin torture...I dunno. To each, his/her own. (I am neither judge, nor jury over ANY man/woman.)