2 Hot Minutes: Jobbers In Sleepers (The Lost Videos)

Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance)

One by one, YouTube kept taking down videos in my Jobbers In Sleepers series as "indecent."  Pfft.  Prudes.  I had to go ahead and take the rest down myself, because if THEY deemed more indecent, it could shut the channel down and we can't have that now can we.  So here they are, two minutes at a time (since that's the length of videos that will fit in Blogger).  And if you're wondering where Jobbers In Sleepers 2 is, well, YouTube took that down before it occurred to me to save a copy of it.  D'oh.  (That was actually the first video taken down for "indecency," which taught me the importance of backing up the others.)

And be sure to check out other videos in the 2 Hot Minutes series, which collects videos deleted by YouTube, two minutes at a time.

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Razor Ramon

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Phil Baroni

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Brad Barnes

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Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance)

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Chace LaChance vs. Rolf Fulton

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Here is the list of sources of sleepers in the videos (also appears in the comments; added here for your convenience; you're welcome).

Jobbers In Sleepers 1, Part 1:
Razor Ramon vs. 123 Kid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjshzLxkYE)
Bob Bradley vs. Virgil (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vu6Mx3-IV4)
BG East: "Goldenboy" Troy Baker vs. Blue Lightning, Super Hero Heels 3 (not currently listed on their website?)
Tom Zenk vs. Mike Awesome, masked (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYG-aMW9gEU)

Jobbers In Sleepers 1, Part 2:
Razor Ramon vs. 123 Kid, continued
Jim Powers vs. Million Dollar Man (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqiN5WnXHA8)
Tom Zenk vs. Mike Awesome, unmasked (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUgj9nOKFrs)
BG East: Bulldog Barzini vs. Joe Mazetti, Big-n-Beefy 5 (https://www.bgeast.com/catalog.php?pid=1178&match=1&hl[]=bulldog+barzini)

Jobbers In Sleepers 3:
BG East: Luke Lonza vs. Ace Aarons, Jobberpaloozer 14 (https://www.bgeast.com/catalog.php?pid=1613&match=3)
Strikeforce: Phil Baroni vs. Frank Shamrock (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOrdHszPbRY)
BG East: Van Skyler vs. Brute Baynard, Jobberpaloozer 14 (https://www.bgeast.com/catalog.php?pid=1613&match=1&hl[]=van+skyler)
Cyberfights: Brett Barnes vs. Joey Ryan (vs. Mr. Instant Replay), Cyberfights 126 Sleepered Out (https://cyberfightshop.com/products/cyberfights-126-sleepered-out-dvd)

Jobbers In Sleepers 4, Part 1:
Wrestler 4 Hire: Brad Barnes vs. Sgt. Stiff, Wedgie Wars (https://wrestler4hire2.com/products/brad-barnes-vs-sgt-stiff-wedgie-wars?_pos=17&_sid=3ac029cfa&_ss=r)

Jobbers In Sleepers 4, Part 2:
Wrestler 4 Hire: Brad Barnes vs. Lon DuMont, A Hard Lesson Learned (https://wrestler4hire2.com/products/lon-dumont-vs-brad-barnes-a-hard-lesson-learned?_pos=19&_sid=3ac029cfa&_ss=r)
Wrestler 4 Hire: Brad Barnes vs. Sgt. Stiff, Wedgie Wars, continued

Jobbers In Sleepers 5, Part 1:
Hero Hunks: Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance) vs. Wonder Man (https://wrestler4hire2.com/products/silver-serpent-vs-wonder-man?_pos=4&_sid=a79947961&_ss=r)
Hero Hunks: Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance) vs. Steel Man (https://wrestler4hire2.com/products/steel-man-vs-silver-serpent?_pos=3&_sid=a79947961&_ss=r)

Jobbers In Sleepers 5, Part 2:
Hero Hunks: Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance) vs. Wonder Man, continued
Hero Hunks: Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance) vs. Steel Man, continued
Hero Hunks: Silver Serpent (Chace LeChance) vs. Wonder Man, continued

Jobbers In Sleepers 6:
Wrestler 4 Hire: Chace LeChance vs. Rolf Fulton, Halloween (https://wrestler4hire2.com/products/chace-lachance-vs-rolf-fulton-halloween?_pos=3&_sid=2a7f3bb02&_ss=r)

Why Does The Sun Go On Shining...?

As the New York Bad Ass himself said December 20, via Twitter:

"The mayan calender didn't account for leap years, so the world was supposed 2 really end about 7 months ago.  STFU about the world ending"

You got it, Mr. Bad Ass!  We're all still here, so consider it shut the fuck up'd about!

Violent

Alistair Overeem is set to fight Brock Lesnar on December 30, 2011, at UFC 141.

Couple of thoughts about this.  Firstly: Boy, do I hope Alistair wins!  This is an instance where diversity is in full effect, but I have no logical explanation.  I just do not like Brock Lesnar.  He does not do it for me.  And I couldn't tell you why.  He just leaves me cold.  Alistair, on the other hand, absolutely commands my attention.  I get nervous before a fight like this.  I hope my Jobber Curse won't affect Alistair.  But people I like, and people I cheer for, end up jobbers.  If John Morrison and Phil Baroni find out, they'll be pissed at me.  (I don't know why it didn't affect Randy Orton the same way.)

Secondly, I'd stay away from MMA if it wasn't for such hot guys luring me in.  But it's so real.  I know the athleticism of professional wrestling is indeed very real, but I also like that the goal is to put on an entertaining show without injuring one another.  The fantasy makes it so much safer.  Guys really going at it, I don't always like to watch.  But Phil Baroni getting put to sleep by Frank Shamrock...that just does me in every time.  (Which makes me feel extra guilty and a little evil.)

When Joe, at Ringside at Skull Island, mentioned Rock Hard Wrestling's Jake Jenkins making his MMA debut, it made me think, "No!  So pretty!"  It made me sad to think of him getting hurt.  (True, Joe's blog is the only place I've seen him, but I still thought, "No!")  Maybe I'm not being fair, though.  Maybe I'm underestimating people's toughness.

Besides, sometimes, you have a really hard day, and you're mad at the world.  Sometimes, it is really good.  Sometimes, it's really satisfying.

"We want it intense, we want our violence..."