Robbie Rage 16: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) 2

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) 2

Huh. If the winner was determined by hotness, Robbie would finally be on the RIGHT side of a squash match.

Robbie Rage 15: Robbie Rage vs. Diamond Dallas Page

Robbie Rage vs. Diamond Dallas Page

I love Robbie Rage singles matches so much. Also, based on the above picture: DDP, you bastard!

Robbie Rage 14: Robbie Rage vs. Chris Benoit

Robbie Rage vs. Chris Benoit

Robbie is younger and bigger and stronger, but will that be enough?

2 Hot Minutes: Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos vs. The Armstrongs 2

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Armstrongs (Scott and Steve) 2

Jobber fights jobber (fights jobber fights jobber), upsetting the natural order of everything.

Robbie Rage 13: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Renegade and Joe Gomez

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Renegade and Joe Gomez

Robbie Rage getting double-teamed is so sexy. But then, Robbie Rage in ANY wrestling situation is so sexy.

Robbie Rage 12: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 3

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 3

Robbie! Kenny! You're HUGE! Don't give in to these pretty boys!

Robbie Rage 11: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 2

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 2

It takes a pretty big, pretty mean tag team to manhandle guys like Robbie and Kenny.

Robbie Rage 10: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Armstrongs (Scott and Steve)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Armstrongs (Scott and Steve)

I guess another way of looking at "jobber vs. jobber" would be "winner gets to be called 'mid-carder'."

Robbie Rage 9: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Chono and Tenzan

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Chono and Tenzan

Some low audio here, but what are you going to miss? The commentators talking about unrelated matches? That's why wrestling's almost better with the sound off.

2 Hot Minutes: Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos vs. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Outsiders (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash)

Less jobber-vs-jobber, more lamb-to-the-slaughter. In not one, but THREE parts!

Robbie Rage 8: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Prince Iakea and Leroy Howard

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Prince Iakea and Leroy Howard

It's jobber vs. jobber (vs. jobber vs. jobber, 'cause tag team)! Now for once, you might not actually know who's going to win. (You still might guess though.) Also, bonus bare feet, for people who like that.

Robbie Rage 7: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) 1

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) 1

For those of us who don't need EVERY wrestler in a match to be hot. No offense to Public Enemy of course. But look at the above picture. The match is worth it for Robbie Rage's ass alone.

Robbie Rage 6: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 2

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 2

You know, it's too bad I don't have more of his matches, I'd have loved to make a Scotty Riggs series. OR Buff Bagwell. This is actually a pretty hot match-up, come to think of it.

Robbie Rage 5: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Los Guerreros (Chavo and Eddie Guerrero)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Los Guerreros (Chavo and Eddie Guerrero)

Ooh, Eddie and Chavo. Robbie and Kenny will have kind of an uphill battle here. Los Guerreros' skill vs. High Voltage's sheer power. Think Robbie and Kenny will be able to overcome?

Robbie Rage 4: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)

If you like huge muscle guys squeezed into singlets, this is the match for you.

Robbie Rage 3: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 1

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 1

Not one, but TWO examples of tag teams that the WWE website would make fun of. Well know what I say? Fuck them. I mean, "swollen gym rats" like it's an insult? How is that an insult. Get the fuck out of here.

Robbie Rage 2: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Fire and Ice (Scott Norton and Ice Train)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Fire and Ice (Scott Norton and Ice Train)

Can Robbie Rage contain the threat of Scott Norton and Ice Train? Cab Robbie's singlet contain his bulging physique? In both cases...kind of?

Robbie Rage 1: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 1

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 1

The next series: Robbie Rage. But why, you ask, do I say "Robbie Rage" instead of "High Voltage"? A couple reasons. One: Later on, there are a couple Robbie Rage singles matches (although I wish I had many many more). Two: He's the reason I watch High Voltage. Nothing AGAINST Kenny Kaos, of course. I might even take more note of him, if he was in a singles match (without Robbie there to distract me). I mean, he even has a similar build to Robbie, so why would I like Robbie more? I don't know. The heart wants what the heart wants and doesn't make sense. So enjoy.