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Thursday, October 27, 2022
Friday, August 12, 2022
Hey, 2K! Here's your next wrestling game celebrity DLC right here!
|Elvira joins Jesse Ventura & Lord Alfred Hayes on commentary at Wrestlemania 2|
|Elvira's comics series from the 90s is being reprinted here|
Thursday, July 28, 2022
A-Kid vs. Will Ospreay is currently one of my favorite matches. It's kind of a squash match and a competitive match all at the same time. Which sounds like it doesn't make sense. But one of them seems to be outclassed, out of his depth, and yet never stops fighting back the entire time.
Even the arena feels like a character in this match. It feels like nothing I would EVER see televised and that saddens me.
|At 27:44, Will has A-Kid set up, and makes sure A-Kid stays in place...|
|...so that at 27:54, he can continue delivering kicks to the kid's unprotected face.|
|At 29:09, Will prepares a devastating elbow attack...|
|...but at 29:14, A-Kid collapses before Will can connect.|
|And at 29:16, Will starts to get pissed...|
Thursday, July 21, 2022
Why, yes! Yes, I am THE Sean Pford, as interviewed in an article in Input Magazine by Chris Stokel-Walker. No, I don't mind being recognized! No, it wasn't my first time being interviewed! In junior high, a reporter for the school paper once asked me what my most embarrassing moment was. I answered, "Nothing," and did not appear in the completed article. But this time, yes, I'm there, along with some other pretty big names in online wrestling jobber circles. One of my sentences even got printed in big letters between paragraphs, marking me as, in all modesty, pretty legit.
All in all, a pretty thoughtful piece about wrestling, jobbers, fetishization, and, er, "middle-aged gay guys." Read it here!
|Sean Pford: Kind Of A Big Deal|
Friday, March 18, 2022
Thursday, January 27, 2022
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
The images are from Ron Reeves & Milad Akbar vs. Cousin Eddie & Backwoods Brown.
Thursday, January 20, 2022
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
"Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart..."
Alexander Hammerstone is professional wrestling's big mighty Viking. Right out of Skyrim (more video games!). And how wonderful that he's right in the middle of a story in MLW Azteca, which sees the revival of Lucha Underground!
|Alexander Hammerstone and Pagano vs. King Muertes and Taurus|
Hammerstone is carried away by villains (and that guy in the audience just couldn't resist patting that ass)
|Alexander Hammerstone vs. Brian Cage|
|Alexander Hammerstone vs. Chris Dickinson|
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
|vs. Alex Hammerstone (who's also great)|
|vs. Omar Amir|