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Friday, September 23, 2016

Black Sheep Wrestling Domination

Here's a new wrestling music video, featuring plenty of hot jobbers being decimated by a big burly heel.  With some randomness thrown in, for your enjoyment.

Braun Strowman vs...



Johnny Knockout

Corey Hollis (AKA Evan Anderholm)


Johnny Knockout

The Usos (because Braun getting beat up is sexy too)


Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm


Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm

Johnny Knockout


James Ellsworth

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Ran Away And Joined The Circus

Once upon a time, WWE very very stupidly fired my favorite most hottest wrestler, Mason Ryan (Twitter, Instagram).  But that worked out okay for him, because he ended up working as Chief Archer in "Ka" for Circque du Soleil.  (Kind of old news by now, but I only just found out.)  So, it turns out alright for me too, because that's a few of my favorite things: strength, athleticism, and Mason Ryan in Siouxsie Sioux warpaint (that he does himself).

Thursday, September 1, 2016

An Erotic Moment

Can it be true?  An erotic moment in WWE, in this day and age?  It IS true (at least, if you're kind of a sick fuck like me).  In fact, it could have come out of one of Alex' stories at the Cave.

It takes place in a match featuring Baron Corbin vs. Dean Ambrose, although, with apologies to the principals, the main feature is AJ Styles.  AJ interferes, it all begins around the 2:40 mark:

Dean Ambrose causes AJ to fall, crotch-first, onto the top rope.  AJ can do nothing but moan helplessly.  Ambrose moves in, talking to AJ gently.

Ambrose then proceeds to bounce the rope AJ is resting on, relentlessly punishing the trapped man, while AJ ineffectually tries to swat Ambrose's arm away.

When Dean stops the torture, he gives AJ a good-natured pat on the chest.

Dean Ambrose then shows what a great sport he is, heartily shaking AJ's hand.  AJ is powerless to resist as Dean toys with him.

Ambrose then calls for his belt, and wearing this physical reminder of his dominance and superiority, gives AJ one final humiliating, though almost tender, pat on the cheek.

AJ Styles.  What a tight little bundle of hotness.  I could watch him suffer all day.  I could listen to him moan and scream all day.  Dean Ambrose, in and of himself, doesn't do a lot for me, but if he keeps serving me up AJ like this, I say, bring it on.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Big Sweaty Guys

Braun Strowman vs Johnny Knockout

At the beginning of his match against Braun Strowman, Johnny Knockout said he likes to get in the ring with "big sweaty guys."  Although this is my introduction to you, Johnny Knockout, I think I like you.  A lot.  We seem to have similar tastes.  (Photos from WWE.)

And oh, Braun.  Going for ANOTHER pin on him, AFTER the match?  Hot stuff right there.  (Oops, spoiler for how the match turns out!)

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Brawn Strongman

Good God, Braun Strowman is sexy.  In just a really fuckin' big, really fuckin' strong kind of way.  He may not be cut, but he's so SOLID, so HARD and BIG.  Grrgh.  And sometimes he even wears a mask.  And sometimes he's kind of dumb, charging at opponents who sidestep and he crashes into the ring post, or they pull down on the ropes and he goes spilling out of the ring.  Or gets all caught up in the ropes while Roman Reigns beats on him and he can't even fall down, being caught in the ropes, but is forced to just hang there and take it...  Aggressive but stupid.  Like a big dumb bull.  I mean that's a LOT of fucking buttons that Braun Strowman is pushing for me!

Nerdy fun-fact!  Braun Strowman, and the rest of the Wyatt Family, have a sort of unofficial cameo in the video game "Fallout 4," specifically in its DLC (downloadable content) called "Far Harbor."  (Sure, maybe old news by now, but it wasn't when I found it!  I just haven't been on the internet much lately is all...)  You find a series of shacks (similar to the ramshackle living quarters hinted at in Wyatt Family promos--but in all fairness, MOST of the Fallout games look like that), where a disaster has occurred.  You find recordings of people with names of, or similar to, the Wyatt Family's names, who have been attacked by radioactive sea monsters.  So a wrestling fan worked on the "Fallout" game.  Yay!

Now for something else, just for fun.