Brian Kendrick 9

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) and Paul London vs. Pat Cusick and Murray Happer

Ho ho ho.

Brian Kendrick 8

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) and Paul London vs. Rob Begley and Mike Taylor

Happy holidays!

Brian Kendrick 7

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Jamie Noble

Chris Sabin 14

 

Chris Sabin vs. AJ Styles 2

Brian Kendrick 6

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Kurt Angle

Spanky hits the big time: WWE!  I guess "the big time" means way shorter and less competitive matches.  Huh.

Chris Sabin 13

 

Chris Sabin vs. AJ Styles 1

Brian Kendrick 5

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Bryan Danielson (Daniel Bryan) 2

Chris Sabin 12

 

Chris Sabin vs. Rhyno

Brian Kendrick 4

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Michael Shane

2 Hot Minutes: Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams

 

Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams

Chris Sabin 11

 

Chris Sabin vs. Abyss 2

Brian Kendrick 3

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Jay Briscoe

Chris Sabin 10

 

Chris Sabin and Sonjay Dutt vs. A-1 and Petey Williams

Brian Kendrick 2

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) and Ikaika Loa vs. Michael Shane and Oz

Chris Sabin 9

 

Chris Sabin vs. Vordell Walker

Vordell Walker is another I'm a big fan of.  I feel like he has this "lovable goof" vibe, as well as being THICC.

Brian Kendrick 1

 

Spanky (Brian Kendrick) vs. Bryan Danielson 1

Chris Sabin 8

 

Chris Sabin vs. Mikey Batts

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 22 (A Very Special Episode)

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Derek Stone

This is the only Derek Stone match I've seen, but still... I have such a crush on Derek Stone. <3 The poor guy.

Here's what's so hot about this match.  Poor Derek is SO panicky about evil Jake's evil snake.  He does not want ANYTHING to do with that.  The fear in his eyes is palpable.  So when he ultimately falls victim to the DDT (spoiler), his unconscious face looks so peaceful as the evil snake slithers around on top of him, that it's really almost a MERCY that Jake knocked him out.  What he was so scared of...at least he doesn't have to be aware of it coming to fruition.

Chris Sabin 7

 

Chris Sabin vs. Abyss 1

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 21

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Italian Stallion

Chris Sabin 6

 

Chris Sabin vs. Michael Shane 2

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 20

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Scotty Allen

Chris Sabin 5

 

Chris Sabin vs. Michael Shane 1

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 19

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Dale Wolfe

Chris Sabin 4

 

Chris Sabin vs. Cassidy Riley

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 18

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Sean Spencer

Chris Sabin 3

 

Chris Sabin vs. Bobby Roode

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 17

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Larry Ludden

Chris Sabin 2

 

Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams vs. AJ Styles

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 16

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Ross (Russ) Greenberg

Chris Sabin 1

 

Chris Sabin vs. Jimmy Jacobs

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 15

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Bill Pierce

Big Boss Man 16

 

Big Boss Man vs. Chris Benoit

Straight People, Amiright?

 

So the above thumbnail for Big Boss Man vs. Brad Armstrong was flagged as inappropriate, and this time I wasn't even able to fall back on saying, "What? It's from a professional wrestling match!" because they said, "The image in this thumbnail may be acceptable in the context of the video, but we’ve determined it’s inappropriate for a thumbnail." Touché, YouTube.  But I think the new thumbnail (below) is still acceptably hot (even if it DOES look a little less like Big Boss Man fucking Brad Armstrong, as the original did).  I mean I really loved the boot in the original.

Some prude gonna flag THAT?

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 14

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Tony Diamond

Big Boss Man 15

 

Big Boss Man vs. Brad Armstrong

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 13

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Gary Key

Big Boss Man 14

 

Big Boss Man vs. Mike Davis

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 12

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Louie Spicolli

Big Boss Man 13

 

Big Boss Man vs. Jake Stevens

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 11

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Brooklyn Brawler (Steve Lombardi) 2

Big Boss Man 12

 

Big Boss Man vs. Ravishing Rick Rude

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 10

 

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Barry O

Big Boss Man 11

 

Big Boss Man vs. Jim Peterson

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 9

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Kent Carlson

Big Boss Man 10

Big Boss Man vs. Joe Richards

Jake "The Snake" Roberts 8

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Scott Colantonio