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Friday, December 28, 2012

Sapped


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  1. HOW TO BRING DOWN A GIANT! I wonder if JACK did it this way? Hmmm. After having grabbed the guy's GOLDEN GOOSE, maybe he copped a good squeeze of the big guy's low-hangin', brass EGGS too! It's the PERFECT way to stop any guy in his tracks, no matter his "SIZE" (NOW, I'm referring to the giant's height and weight and NOT the diameter and weight of his BALLS; even though, that would EQUALLY apply here!) And what of the Old Testament's, Goliath" Do you think little shepherd boy/future king - David - walked up to the slain Goliath, (who was probably lying face up, with his powerful, muscular legs spread open wide and his tunic likely raised up to his chest, displaying his massive cock and big, round, hairy balls), and grabbed two handfuls of the BIG GUY's exceptionally large "EQUIPMENT"? David DID win, after all. "To the victor, go the spoils" ...isn't THAT the way that it should AWAYS be? I'll bet that Goliath's "gonads" were the size of big, round bowling balls, (...and I mean the really BIG bowling balls, not the little "duck pin-sized" balls!)

    Yes sireeee..."CROTCH GRABBING sure IS pretty incredibly HOT...to "WATCH"! Now, if we were speaking of me having my OWN "boys" crushed, squeezed, head-butted, bitten (OUCH!), and/or sadistically punched over and over again...ummm...NOT SO HOT! (at least ...for ME! But, hey! Maybe YOU are into receiving that particular kind of excruciating groin torture...I dunno. To each, his/her own. (I am neither judge, nor jury over ANY man/woman.)
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    1. Poor hot Goliath is one of the earlier jobbers who did it for me...!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Christmas Card

Happy holidays!  I wanted to share this image that Bruno (of Beefcakes of Wrestling) e-mailed me.  It's Christmasy, hot, and a little bizarre--making it a damn good picture in my opinion, and a damn good Christmas present.  Thanks, Bruno!


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  1. You're welcome. Hmmm, Santa is kind of a Beefcake, isn't he?
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    1. Yeah, Santa's pretty big--except for the hands, that is. They must be the perfect size for torturing beautiful jobbers with nerve pinches!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Why Does The Sun Go On Shining...?


As the New York Bad Ass himself said December 20, via Twitter:


"The mayan calender didn't account for leap years, so the world was supposed 2 really end about 7 months ago.  STFU about the world ending"

You got it, Mr. Bad Ass!  We're all still here, so consider it shut the fuck up'd about!









Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The Last Four Days

Now that I write a blog, I suppose I have certain responsibilities.  For example, I can't really let the Mayan Apocalypse go by unnoticed, can I?  Yeah, probably the world's not going to end on December 21. Some say maybe it's just a time of change.  Some say that maybe after December 21, the Mayans just meant it's time to go to Ye Olde Barnes & Noble or whatever and buy a NEW Mayan calender.  But just in case the world DOES end on December 21 (thereby sparing me from Company Coming Over on the 22nd), let's just keep positive thoughts, with a look at the beautiful men (and the occasional woman) of Inner Jobber.

Aaron Eckhart

Adam Cole

Alan Ritchson

Alberto Del Rio

Alex Pettyfer

Alex Riley

Alistair Overeem

Anthony Bravado

Arn Anderson

Austin Wolf

Barberini Faun

Barry Horowitz

Batista
Bo Dixon (Tommy Gunnz)

Bo Roberts

Bob Sapp

Brad Maddox

Braden Charron

Brandon Myles White

Brandon Scott Stoughton

Brett Kingswell

Brian Kendrick

British Bulldog (Davey Boy Smith)

Brodus Clay

Brook Stetson

Brooklyn Brawler (Steve Lombardi)

Bruno Sammartino

Bryan Sheaffer

Bulldog Barzini

Cameron Mathews

Casey Matthews

Chad Crouse

Channing Tatum

Chris Crouse

Chris D'Elia

Chris Masters (Chris Mordetzky)

Chris Walker

Clay Guida

Clay Matthews

Clemente Russo

CM Punk

Cody Rhodes

Colton Haynes

Con Demetriou (Conan)

Creed (Scott Stapp)

Daffney

Damien Sandow

Daniel Greene

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for including my favorite muscle stud Braden Charron among your end of the world hotties. That's deinitely one hot "end!" ;)
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    1. Oops... I meant definitely one hot end! :)
  2. There's deinitely a lot of hot muscle dudes in this posting. Hee-hee!
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