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Thursday, December 24, 2020

Cena + Orton

No commentary, no witty banter, no links, just a couple pictures I like.  Click to enlarge.  (To enlarge the PICTURES.  C'mon, you guys.)

Happy holidays everybody.  You're the best--all of you.


Monday, December 21, 2020

Hunks Wrestling

Hunks Wrestling very generously sent me a sample of their wares, and I'm proud to say they're a fine new option for those looking for wrestling videos.

The only "complaint" I have is really very specific to me: In all three matches I was given, the wrestler I wanted to see as a jobber ended up doing pretty well for himself.  And having said that, I realize that now I can't let on who I DO like better, because it would give away how the match goes.  D'oh!

1.  Ivan Guerrero vs. Steve Mason


This one starts in an interesting fashion, with the wrestlers jogging along individually to funky music, with opening credits like a movie.  They meet up on the beach, they posture, they agree to wrestle...That's all the plot I need!  But even still, there's a twist...


This one is pretty hot, figuratively and literally.  Both guys really work for it--and in this case, they're really both so manly and "grraah" that no matter who wins, you can't lose.


Gabe Steel's floppy blond hair, you guys!  It caught my attention right away, and I couldn't believe my luck that this was one of the matches Hunks Wrestling sent me as a sample.  You guys.  I REALLY wanted to see Gabe Steel get thrown around by that hair handle.  I have to break my "no spoiler" rule here to say, No hair handle throwing.  The hot guy dominated.  But I understand some people are into that. :)  Heck, I am too sometimes.  AND, Steve Mason is no slouch himself!