Mason Ryan vs. Randy Orton

Mason Ryan vs. Randy Orton

Mason Ryan!  I'll never stop missing you!

Noo...!

Ran Away And Joined The Circus

Once upon a time, WWE very very stupidly fired my favorite most hottest wrestler, Mason Ryan (Twitter, Instagram).  But that worked out okay for him, because he ended up working as Chief Archer in "Ka" for Circque du Soleil.  (Kind of old news by now, but I only just found out.)  So, it turns out alright for me too, because that's a few of my favorite things: strength, athleticism, and Mason Ryan in Siouxsie Sioux warpaint (that he does himself).

Boom Swagger Boom

Thought I'd like to share a few pictures of Mason Ryan, although uncharacteristically for him, on the receiving end of some pain, here in a match against Jack Swagger.

Of course, I don't have much to share in this vein, as Mason Ryan did end up winning the match...

I'm kind of trying not to swear anymore, but look at him.  Jesus Fucking Christ.  I think I might be gay.

That would have been a pretty short post, so here's a bonus.  Cody Rhodes may not be my cup of tea, but I know there are plenty of other people out there who "dig" him, so here he is with Mason Ryan in their Survivor Series match.  I believe your Cody Rhodes even eliminated my Mason Ryan.  So, grr.  (And sorry to swear again, but look at Mason's sexy jaw and white teeth in that bottom picture.  Holy fuck.)