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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Of Course You Realize This Means Warburton


The build, the VOICE, the manliness...I probably shouldn't have been surprised at all that there were others who admired Patrick Warburton, and maybe fantasized about him in wrestling scenarios.









Sunday, May 27, 2012

The Ghost In You


Zak Bagans: Big sexy ghost hunter with tattoos and a little dog.  Need I say more?  No, I needn't.














Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Because Inner Jobber is nothing if not unfocused.  Identify the following quote to receive 10 Jobber Points (JP).  Collect 500 Jobber Points to receive a Dream Castle!

"I-I-I-I-I want the knife.  Pleeeeeease."

And now, a completely random photograph of actor Patrick Warburton (who incidentally has nothing to do with the Quote Of The Day).  He should be a wrestler.  This should be his gear.


Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Arrival


Excited for Lady Gaga to be on "The Simpsons" tonight.  At least I can see her in animated form, if I can't see her on tour, as the lucky people witnessing this arrival did.  Bruno sent me these images of Gaga arriving with hunky bodyguard Peter van der Veen.  And Inner Jobber is about all things: wrestling, music, pop culture, any of the above who SHOULD be wrestling...





Saturday, May 19, 2012

Making Magic

Inner Jobber would certainly be a much more boring place without Bruno (of Beefcakes of Wrestling) kindly sending me e-mails, with such pictures as the following, from "Entertainment Weekly," featuring the stars of the upcoming movie "Magic Mike": Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer.  Along with the pictures, Bruno had plans all worked out: He'll take Joe Manganiello, I get Matt Bomer, "and we'll toss a coin to see who gets Channing and Matthew."  Sounds good, Bruno; thanks!  (By the way, you notice me using colons and semicolons all over the place today?  I must be becoming like, a REALLY good writer!)




Grr...!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Ain't A Cloud In The Sky


Although a video for "Stare into the Sun" previously existed, Graffiti6 has released a new version for the release of their album in the US.  Other than that, nothing new to say really; he's still as pretty and sensitive as ever, grade-A jobber material.  See it here.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Tuesday's Child Revisited


Love me some Adam Cole!  And Bruno (of Beefcakes of Wrestling) knows it, and very kindly sent me these photos!  As Bruno explains, "Here are some recent pics from PSW's Refuse To Lose show held on May 4 in NJ.  Adam faced Shiima Xion, Samuray del Sol, Tiger Thug, Brian XL and Andrew Hoss.  Samuray del Sol won the match.  These pics were taken by Scott Finkelstein."  Thank you, Bruno, and thank you, Mr. Finkelstein!






Sunday, May 13, 2012

But The Child That's Born On The Sabbath Day...

"...Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay."

Cameron Mathews (Photo by David, as seen on Beefcakes of Wrestling)

Sunday's Child is Cameron Matthews.  "Bonny and blithe, and good and gay."  He certainly seems like a happy, smiling fellow to me!  And like Luke Robinson/Donnie Drake, I have mad respect for anyone who can work both the independent wrestling scene AND the homoerotic companies!  Still images online alone were enough to make me fall in love with him, but I finally saw him in action in Mat Wars 21 from Thunder's Arena.  And yes, he's as blithe in action as he looks in pictures.


Mat Wars 21 starts with Cameron getting a drink of water.  Rambo walks in, which startles Cameron, who accidentally spits his water into Rambo's face.  Rambo takes offense at this, and takes Cameron to the mats to teach him a lesson.  Cameron apologizes profusely, and can't help making jokes throughout.  "Usually I swallow," he explains.  Even while getting his ass kicked, he's quick to flash the impish grin and white teeth, and offer a cheeky remark.





Cameron is no slouch, and enjoys some control.


After being thoroughly thrashed, Rambo leaves, and Big Sexy comes to help a struggling Cameron.  But even in defeat, Cameron can't seem to take things seriously and adopt the necessary grateful attitude.  He instead decides to crack a joke about Big Sexy's attire, which annoys the would-be savior into knocking the bonny and blithe boy's ass completely out.




Thunder's Arena