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Friday, November 30, 2012

Randy Friday: Sex Yeah!


So no REAL sex involved, just Randy Orton vs. Triple H from The Bash, June 28, 2009.  But I defy you to tell me that Triple H repeatedly placing Randy's limp carcass on a stretcher ISN'T sexy.  (Well, that'd be pretty easy for you, I guess, but you couldn't get me to agree.)










Available on WWE Superstar Collection: Randy Orton.


Thursday, November 29, 2012

Master Of My Make-Believe


Mason Ryan makes a pretty hot action figure, eh?  He can't help it, he's just THAT DAMN INCREDIBLE. I think I have a secret crush on Mason Ryan.


Oh, Mason.  Sorry, everybody, I think I just now ran out of words.








And, close with the classic Mason pose...


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Master Of My Universe

Alright, screw all of the lists out there, Mason Ryan is number one.  I'm making that executive decision.  Sorry, Randy.  Nothing personal, Striker.  But Mason Ryan is like fucking He-Man.  He's just...so...so...GOD DAMN.


Couple of GIFs, and then pictures from the internet, 'kay?  And I'm thinking, more Mason tomorrow, probably.


It's not often you see Mason on the receiving end of some pain.  Not often enough for ME, anyway.


He may not be on TV lately, but you can still find Mason on the web, in places like here and here (scroll to the bottom).













And, one of my personal favorite pictures:

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A Wrestler And A Gentleman

Yesterday's post made me nostalgic for more Matt Striker, who sadly nowadays spends his time commentating instead of bulging in the ring.  So here are his pictures from when he was featured in GQ Magazine back in 2006.  So sexy it hurts.






Monday, November 26, 2012

Believe In Humanity

WWE has released a list of The 50 Most Beautiful People in Sports Entertainment.  Normally I don't give a hoot about their lists because they rarely reflect my own opinions, but looking at the choices in THIS list was almost enough to restore my faith in humanity.  Sure, there were some that made me think, "Why?!"  And often, I'd be happy with the choice of the person, but not with their ranking in the list.  And of course, there are some glaring omissions.  But I present the people I was happy to see there.  (Oh, and I love the fact that it was an all-inclusive list, men and women alike.  Great for those of us with diverse tastes.)

47.  Matt Striker
 Thrilled to see Striker on the list, THRILLED.  But 47?!  Far, far, FAR too low on the list!

46.  Dolph Ziggler
 Oops!  They put Dolph too low, as well!

37.  Ted DiBiase
Again, too low on the list, but great to see Ted featured.

34.  Justin Gabriel
 Juga's so cute and sexy at the same time.

32.  Maria Kanellis
Hotter when she's with Mike Bennett, but not bad at all on her own.  And she sings.

31.  Wade Barrett

29.  Magnum TA
No Scott Hall on the list, but at least Magnum TA covers the hairy beefy ground.  (Ew, that sounded weirder than I meant it...)

26.  Lita
Lita sings too.  Singing makes people even hotter to me.

23.  Paul Roma
 No Jim Powers?  Arrgh!  At least Paul Roma's here.

19.  Rick Rude

18.  Alberto Del Rio

15.  John Morrison
Jomo on the list: Like, duh.

14.  Sable

11.  Batista

6.  Stacy Keibler

2.  Randy Orton
You KNOW I'm happy to see Randy on the list!  And all the way at the #2 spot!  It's good to know other people recognize the beauty.  As they say in the article: "Perhaps the most perfect specimen sports-entertainment has ever seen, Orton looked as though he was constructed in a laboratory by a team of scientists tasked with creating the perfect professional wrestler."  Stay Puft approved!

1.  Miss Elizabeth
As a kid, seeing Miss Elizabeth crying and riding around on Macho Man's shoulders when he won the belt, I was pretty much in love with her.  So I won't begrudge her the #1 spot.  V. v. classy and elegant.