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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Mean And Gorgeous

Rock Hard Wrestling: Ethan Andrews vs. Alex Waters

Let me get right down to this: Ethan Andrews vs. Alex Waters.  Rock Hard Wrestling has a pretty vivid description of the match on their website, and reliable Joe at Ringside has provided his unique take on it.  So I'll let you see this match through Pford lenses, so you know what I love about it.

Alex Waters is gorgeous.  I mean, like, GORGEOUS.  Like, superhero gorgeous, only fairly early on, when he's still pretty fresh at being a superhero, but he's starting to get a LOT of confidence in his abilities.  (Too much confidence maybe.)

I may not call Ethan Andrews gorgeous, but he captivated me with something else: He's so GOOD at being MEAN.  Real lean wiry guy, and mean as pfuck.  And he talks.  (And talks.  And TALKS.)  I just love when a mean wrestler won't shut up.  Or when he toys with his opponent, as such:

So, even without factoring in wins and losses, this match is win-win.  It's a work of art, no matter which way the pendulum is swinging.  Over-confident pretty guy?  Check.  Vicious angry wiry guy?  Check.  Now chuck 'em in a ring so they can tear the shit the pfuck UP.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

C-BACs: 2 For 1!

Today, instead of only one C-BAC (Coulda Been A Contender), I bring you two: Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron.  Actually, I think they should have a match.  Right now.

Kellan Lutz

Zac Efron

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Irish Sex Bomb

After Wrestling Arsenal posted THIS excruciatingly hot picture (below) of a hairy jobber suffering:

I went into full-on stalker mode to find out who this wrestler is.  It wasn't always easy, but Sean Pford is like the Mounties.

JC Williams.  Irish professional wrestler.  Here is a selection of images from his Facebook page.  And thank you, Wrestling Arsenal, for bringing him to my attention!

Because I can't be the only one who gets turned on by a really good back-of-the-neck.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Widowmaker Identified

NRW's The Widowmaker (masked) vs. Aquire

When I say "The Widowmaker Identified" in the title of this post, I don't mean I know who the man behind the mask playing the Widowmaker is, but rather the mysterious masked man IS identified AS the Widowmaker, thanks to reader BNA's help when I asked for it.

Above is the real image from No Rules Wrestling; below is the altered image I had stumbled upon (somewhere, somehow).

And then a friend of Inner Jobber e-mailed me more images of the well-muscled and intimidating Widowmaker.  In this friend's own words, "The Widowmaker is so hot I had to break down and buy a video from NRW.  Here are some screen caps from it where he destroys the very sexy and talented jobber Dave Calbrese."

Thanks for sending these hot images my way!

And for last I've saved what I found to be the hottest Widowmaker picture of them all from NRW (because I'm a sick pfuck):

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Tallest Hot Man, Hottest Tall Man

At seven feet tall, Greg Clausen is large.  SO tall, and so, SO hot.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

What's This? What's This?

Does anybody know where this image is from?  Who the wrestlers are?  I do not for the life of me know where I got it, but it is hot.  As.  Hell.