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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Dolph Ziggler, Jobber Extraordinaire

Oh, the beautiful Dolph Ziggler.  If only someone would go through all of his photos at, and pick out the best ones of him jobbing, and put them together in an easily watchable YouTube video.  Why, wait!  Someone has!  Wasn't that good of them.  It must be someone who thinks quite fondly of you, gentle reader.  (Click the link below to watch.)

Monday, August 25, 2014

Suffering Masculine Muscular Men!

Eli has been a busy, busy boy!  I don't know if you've noticed the expanded links in the sidebar, so just in case, I'd like to point your attention to some great new sites he's been working on:

  • Suffering Men, a tumblr account.  (LOTS of images.  MOVING images even.  And naturally, HOT images.)
  • Mascular Men, a BlogSpot blog, where the images are accompanied by thoughtful analyses of what makes a suffering muscle man such a turn-on.
  • Mascular Men, the WordPress version.  More images and writing, again featuring the hottest wrestlers, as well as fitness models, super heroes, mixed martial name it!
  • DeviantArt, where heroes, villains and street fighters find themselves in hopeless positions of defeat.  (Sorry Supes, but it really does suit you.)

There's a lot of work that goes into those blogs, a lot of love and attention to detail.  And he clearly loves the same stuff I love, and if you're here now, reading this, I'm sure you'll love it, too.

I mean, Eli takes you down Memory Lane to a time when Cena wore spandex.  That ALONE is worth a visit.

From Mascular Men comes Cena's salmon spandex.  "You burned a hole in my mind/When I saw your cute behind..."

Saturday, August 23, 2014


You'll remember a match I mentioned before (here and here), Bo Dixon as Tommy Gunnz vs. Jim Fury.  I'd like to give special thanks to the friend of Inner Jobber who told me Bo Dixon wrestles, the friend of Inner Jobber who graciously sent me a copy of the match, and the friend of Inner Jobber who asked me to share the match (eight months ago--yikes!).

The match is now up on YouTube.  Enjoy--because motion can be hotter than still images!

Friday, August 22, 2014

Hero Takes A Fall

So I guess the news isn't that Brock Lesnar beat John Cena at SummerSlam 2014, it's HOW he beat him.  Some are calling it the most one-sided main event in pay-per-view history.  Some are calling it a changing of the guard.  Some are just calling it fucking hot and hoping Cena starts wearing trunks instead of jeans shorts now.  Love you, Cena!  Unleash your Inner Jobber!

Friday, August 15, 2014

Cheeky Fun With Elgin

Sure, Inner Jobber has been...less than consistent, lately, shall we say.  But when a friend of Inner Jobber sent me this photo of Michael Elgin, I knew I had to dust off the old blog for this.  (Click to enlarge.)  Thank you, J., friend of Inner Jobber!