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Friday, December 25, 2015

Jobber Jesus 2015

One of the traditions that's been started here at Inner Jobber is the crowning of a Jobber Jesus: Who, of all these bashable beauties, could play Jesus in an Inner Jobber wrestling-themed reinterpretation of the New Testament?  Before now, I've used each time to speculate on a number of potential Jesuses (here and here), but I thought I would narrow focus, and just deliver one.

And I've addressed it before, but I'll say it again: If God has a sense of humor, I'm safe doing Jobber Jesus, because He'll recognize it's all in fun.  And as I have no interest in believing in, let alone worshiping, a humorless God, I find myself with really nothing to lose.

Now, on to bestowing the thorned crown upon this year's Jobber Jesus, who also happens to be the current Sean Pford's Inner Jobber Jobber of the Year recipient: Johnny Parisi, aka Johnny Swinger, aka Joe Dorgan.

Everything I'd want in a Jesus: tough but lovable (see him dance in the face of the almighty Goldberg!), sexy as eff-you-see-kay.

Merry Christmas, Inner Jobbers!  Or: Happy Holidays, differing beliefs notwithstanding!

Thursday, December 24, 2015

The Twelfththpthth Hunk Of Christmas

...has also done some modeling for romance novel covers, and you know what that means: interesting sexy get-ups and poses!  Paul Marron, 6'0, apparently better known to romance readers as vampire Lothaire.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

The Eleventh Hunk Of Christmas

...has a body that is just STUPID SEXY.  Jed Hill, measuring in at a whopping 6'3.  (I know that might not qualify as "whopping" for everyone but around here it does.)

Stupid sexy body and crazy beautiful face.  Damn it Jed, just damn it.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The Tenth Hunk Of Christmas

...upon seeing the above image for the first time, I used to refer to as Bicycle Bubble Butt Boy.  Happily, he has a real name and a height: Will Grant, and 5'9 or 5'8, whichever you believe.  I'm hoping it's 5'8 because I think that's a little hotter, but 5'9 wouldn't actually be a deal breaker, I'll be honest.

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Ninth Hunk Of Christmas actor Paul Logan, 6'0, star of many a B movie.  But I hope you don't think I mean that disrespectfully.  B movies can be a lot of fun.  And with his face, body and athleticism, the fact that's he's mainly in B movies is just crazy anyway.


While researching images for Paul Logan, I came across Logan Paul, 6'2.  Blessed with athleticism and charisma coming out his ears, this young man makes Vines, six-second videos, showcasing his strength, flexibility (the splits, man), sense of humor, and frankly, psychological experiments: How would people react to such things as a stranger getting into their parked car with them, or to someone in the grocery store stripping down to a singlet and challenging them to a match, then and there?

Sunday, December 20, 2015

The Eighth Hunk Of Christmas simultaneously hunky and adorable Charles Paz, 5'8, model, photographer and Mr. Romance.  On the shorter side (MAYBE, compared to SOME), but stocky and powerful.  Grr.  But still very cute.  (In an interview, he said he's usually very hairy, and has to shave his body before a shoot.)  Would he be a "cub"?  Did I use a gay word right?  (I'm trying!)  I mean I'm pretty sure he's straight but I'm just dipping my toe into the gay-nacular.  Was that good?  Did I make up a good word, you know, "gay vernacular," gaynacular?  Is that already a word?  Should it be?

Anyway, I don't read romance novels, but I love when hot guys pose on the covers, because FANTASY!