And I've addressed it before, but I'll say it again: If God has a sense of humor, I'm safe doing Jobber Jesus, because He'll recognize it's all in fun. And as I have no interest in believing in, let alone worshiping, a humorless God, I find myself with really nothing to lose.
Now, on to bestowing the thorned crown upon this year's Jobber Jesus, who also happens to be the current Sean Pford's Inner Jobber Jobber of the Year recipient: Johnny Parisi, aka Johnny Swinger, aka Joe Dorgan.
Everything I'd want in a Jesus: tough but lovable (see him dance in the face of the almighty Goldberg!), sexy as eff-you-see-kay.
Merry Christmas, Inner Jobbers! Or: Happy Holidays, differing beliefs notwithstanding!