Unleashed

Chace LaChance vs. Flash LaCash ("Unleashed," at Wrestler4Hire) is everything I could want in a squash match.  Chace, as the jobber, starts off friendly and enthusiastic and willing to shake hands.  He's beautiful, buff and lightly hairy, and his trunks work overtime to highlight one of the most perfect asses in the developed world.

Flash, the heel, goes about his job of destructing poor Chace with sadistic glee.  His actions are brutal, and seem all the more so in contrast with his constant gleaming white smile.  As he works, he constantly deflates and humiliates Chace.  "From Italian Stallion to Ballerina Pony."  After a match full of verbal and physical punishment, our babyface once again falls for the ol' crooked handshake trap.  As much fun as Flash seems to be having in demolishing naive Chace, he (Flash) makes it clear, with two sleeper holds and an outright mugging, that though he enjoys his work, he takes it deadly seriously.

Black Sheep Wrestling Domination

Here's a new wrestling music video, featuring plenty of hot jobbers being decimated by a big burly heel.  With some randomness thrown in, for your enjoyment.

Braun Strowman vs...

Americo

Americo

Fandango

Johnny Knockout

Corey Hollis (AKA Evan Anderholm)

Fandango

Johnny Knockout

The Usos (because Braun getting beat up is sexy too)

Fandango

Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm

Americo

Corey Hollis/Evan Anderholm

Johnny Knockout

Americo

James Ellsworth

Ran Away And Joined The Circus

Once upon a time, WWE very very stupidly fired my favorite most hottest wrestler, Mason Ryan (Twitter, Instagram).  But that worked out okay for him, because he ended up working as Chief Archer in "Ka" for Circque du Soleil.  (Kind of old news by now, but I only just found out.)  So, it turns out alright for me too, because that's a few of my favorite things: strength, athleticism, and Mason Ryan in Siouxsie Sioux warpaint (that he does himself).