Chace LaChance vs. Flash LaCash ("Unleashed," at Wrestler4Hire) is everything I could want in a squash match. Chace, as the jobber, starts off friendly and enthusiastic and willing to shake hands. He's beautiful, buff and lightly hairy, and his trunks work overtime to highlight one of the most perfect asses in the developed world.
Flash, the heel, goes about his job of destructing poor Chace with sadistic glee. His actions are brutal, and seem all the more so in contrast with his constant gleaming white smile. As he works, he constantly deflates and humiliates Chace. "From Italian Stallion to Ballerina Pony." After a match full of verbal and physical punishment, our babyface once again falls for the ol' crooked handshake trap. As much fun as Flash seems to be having in demolishing naive Chace, he (Flash) makes it clear, with two sleeper holds and an outright mugging, that though he enjoys his work, he takes it deadly seriously.
