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Friday, December 7, 2012

I Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too...


First of all I HAVE to thank Bruno for his Beefcakes of Wrestling post on masked man, Mega Muerte.  It's always great to find a hot new body to obsess over!


From his Facebook page, Mega Muerte has links to videos such as entrances, where his weight is announced as 323 lbs.

With icon Ox Baker.



Now, on a very interesting yet totally unrelated note, there's a very hot bodybuilder named Robby Gould (who, circa 2010, had gotten his weight up to 320 lbs.).  Robby Gould's Facebook page has a link to a Mega Muerte video, interestingly enough.

And Mega Muerte's Facebook page has a lot of comments from one Robby Gould.  Interesting.  Maybe they're best friends!  But I couldn't really confirm that, because I couldn't find any photos of the two of them together...  Anyway, here are some bonus photos of hot bodybuilder Robby Gould.  Just look at that body.












 And some competition photos.









3 comments:

  1. I think that you're onto something, S.P. After having carefully gone over abdominal pics of both Robby Gould & Mega Muerte, I've noticed one striking common feature; a small, yet visible freckle/mole on the lower left side of the belly button, (approx. 4 o'clock position) on BOTH men. Coincidence??? Perhaps...OR...perhaps NOT! I've CUM to the conclusion that big, Mega Muerte's unmasked identity is, in fact, none other than....Robby Gould. Get out those magnifying glasses, guys! What say you?
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    1. Holy moly! THAT, I hadn't noticed. You, my friend, would make Scooby and the gang proud.
  2. "MOLELY" Ha! Ha! Haaa!

    Now I MAY be wrong. We'll just have to wait and see if a genuine, (i.e.. non-photoshopped) pic of the two of them together EVER turns up; then my whole, brilliant theory shall be shot to hell!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Striker's 'Stache


Bruno, of Beefcakes of Wrestling fame, e-mailed me to keep me up to date on Matt Striker's moustache.  It's not something I had known about.  I can't say I'm the biggest fan of it, but you know, it's not MY lip.  Striker's so sexy that it takes more than some facial hair to interfere with that.  It's kind of a porn 'stache.  I wonder if it was just part of that no shave for November thing, or if it's here to stay.

Frankly I'd have to see him with his moustache AND his little trunks to see if I approve.  "Soon" would do nicely.


Aw, is he trying to look like Sheamus?  That's so cute!



Hmm...No, I'm not really liking it.  What do you think?

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  1. no fan of moustache but were striker to be back in his tiny revealing trunks i wont care
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  2. I'm not liking it either, Stay Puft. :( And I totally agree with you that "it's kind of a porn 'stache." Not that I'd really know anything about that. ;) November's over Mr. Striker... time for a shave.
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  3. I'm a fan of that puppy o.o
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  4. NOPE. I don't think that that "Village People stache" flatters Matt...at ALL! Just for "shits 'n giggles", I'd like to see Matt working a "closely-trimmed" stache/goatee...but I'd have him keep the razor handy, just in case THAT look sucks too. When all 's said 'n done, the clean shaven, baby-faced Striker ALWAYS works nicely! (When you're hot...you're hot!)

    (P.S. I'M ALSO a BIG fan of that little puppy of his!)
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  5. It's not a great mustache, but it's not a bad one either. The real test would be to see him wear it in a match. All you nay-sayers might be surprised!

    Is it just me, or is their a kind of retro anti-mustache/beard and anti-long hair vibe been picking up steam? Having been a teen-ager in the '60s, I had imagined that kind of attitude was passé. I mean, it's one thing for it not to be your own style or to not find it the most appealing look. But to hear comments like, " it's creepy/disgusting/low-class, etc." as I seem to hear more and more brings unpleasant flash-backs of some of the worst aspects of those days of yesteryear.
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    1. I think you might be right, Almatolmen. There's seemed to me to be at least an anti-long hair sentiment on the rise, which I pick up on because it hits close to home. But I'm glad to hear someone else say it because I thought I was just paranoid. That's why I didn't want to be TOO harsh on Striker's 'stache, because everybody gets to look like how they want. (Besides, Striker's upper lip is HARDLY the most noticeable thing about him when he wrestles, especially in those little trunks!)
  6. Oh yeah--like you guys have noticed: How cute is that puppy?!
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Friday, October 12, 2012

So Bo DOES Know Wrestling...!


Once more the pendulum swings from pretty boys like Orlando Bloom and Zac Efron, back to burly, bearish Bo Dixon.  In previous posts I had speculated about Bo as a wrestler, fantasized about Bo as a jobber.  Well, first I received an e-mail from a reader who let me know that Bo HAD in fact wrestled for Pro Muscle Wrestling.  Then I received an e-mail from another reader, Ed, who had further information: Bo's name in PMW was Tommy Gunz.  And manna from Heaven: Ed included screen caps from the match, of Bo Dixon as Tommy Gunz, jobbing out to a large, hairy opponent (whose name I think is Jim Fury, if my online research is accurate).  Bo as Tommy Gunz (I didn't get the joke in the name for a few minutes, dim as that makes me sound, but once I remembered that there were such things as tommy guns, I thought it was pretty funny) may not be as beefy as in his modeling pictures, but as Ed says, he's still smoking hot!  Plus, the jobberdom goes from in my head to on-screen.  So thanks a lot for contacting me, guys!  It's always reassuring to be reminded there are like-minded jobber lovers out there.  So enough talky-talk, on with the beefy hairy jobber!  (Tommy Gunz in the hot green trunks, by the way.)














1 comment:

  1. cool -- check out jim fury on youtube where he is ballbusted and pinned and spat on by a tummy opponent.