Bart Sawyer 4: Bart Sawyer and TA McCoy vs. The Blue Bloods (Steven [William] Regal and Bobby Eaton)

Bart Sawyer and TA McCoy vs. The Blue Bloods (Steven [William] Regal and Bobby Eaton)

Some REAL humpy twitchy selling from Bart here. Sexy as hell, and it makes the Blue Bloods look so so cruel. That's why we NEED jobbers, you guys.

Robbie Rage 4: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)

If you like huge muscle guys squeezed into singlets, this is the match for you.

Bart Sawyer 3: Bart Sawyer vs. Diamond Dallas Page 1

Bart Sawyer vs. Diamond Dallas Page 1

As the image gives away--er, hints at, poor Bart suffers a touch of post-match humiliation, something we here at Inner Jobber always welcome.

Robbie Rage 3: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 1

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. American Males (Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs) 1

Not one, but TWO examples of tag teams that the WWE website would make fun of. Well know what I say? Fuck them. I mean, "swollen gym rats" like it's an insult? How is that an insult. Get the fuck out of here.

Bart Sawyer 2: Bart Sawyer vs. Arn Anderson 1

Bart Sawyer vs. Arn Anderson 1

A cute blond jobber like Bart Sawyer against a scary hairy heel like Arn Anderson? This'll go well, right?

Robbie Rage 2: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Fire and Ice (Scott Norton and Ice Train)

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Fire and Ice (Scott Norton and Ice Train)

Can Robbie Rage contain the threat of Scott Norton and Ice Train? Cab Robbie's singlet contain his bulging physique? In both cases...kind of?

Bart Sawyer 1: Bart Sawyer vs. Maxx Payne

Bart Sawyer vs. Maxx Payne

Ah, "Smart" Bart Sawyer. A leaner jobber than Robbie Rage (and his hair, by the way, is usually shorter that you see in this match). Bart sells well with his body. I guess you could say he's kind of a humpy seller. You'll see in the coming days.

Robbie Rage 1: High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 1

High Voltage (Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos) vs. Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) 1

The next series: Robbie Rage. But why, you ask, do I say "Robbie Rage" instead of "High Voltage"? A couple reasons. One: Later on, there are a couple Robbie Rage singles matches (although I wish I had many many more). Two: He's the reason I watch High Voltage. Nothing AGAINST Kenny Kaos, of course. I might even take more note of him, if he was in a singles match (without Robbie there to distract me). I mean, he even has a similar build to Robbie, so why would I like Robbie more? I don't know. The heart wants what the heart wants and doesn't make sense. So enjoy.

Mike Enos 7: Mike Enos vs. Chris Benoit

Mike Enos vs. Chris Benoit

Scott Hall 33: Scott Hall vs. Disco Inferno

Scott Hall vs. Disco Inferno