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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Who Was That? (Sleeper Hold Edition)

Update: Question answered!  Kidd USA puts the sleeper on Jake Damien.

I first saw this image years ago on Wrestling Arsenal.  I have never uncovered their identities, but I'm willing to offer the following Inner Jobber points (IJ points) for any help provided:

* 50 IJ points for identifying the wrestler applying the sleeper hold;

* 150 IJ points for identifying the victim falling asleep;

* 250 IJ points for identifying both men.


Who was that?

9 comments:

  1. I believe the wrestler applying the sleeperhold is Kid USA. Signed Pete
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    1. A clue! I shall use this to investigate and see if I can find the other as well...

      50 Inner Jobber points to Pete! Thanks!
  2. JAKE DAMIEN is the "SLEEPEE" (From Can-Am Wrestling's Cyberfight #20)
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    1. Sigh of relief! Know what? I'm just giving you both 500 IJ points because that is SO GOOD to know.

      A thousand extra points for telling me specifically which match it's from.

      Oh yeah!
  3. Awww -- I was hoping to be the one to identify the wrestlers since I apparently posted the photo in the first place. I even tried a "reverse photo search" but no luck. Oh well, everyone has always told me I need to be more organized...
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  4. Thanks, Stay Puft. :D
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  5. http://cyberfights.com/viewproduct.cfm?page=store&pID=CYBER20DVD&CFID=2599201&CFTOKEN=17586693

    Don't know if you found the video or not, but here is the link to the CyberFights store page. This was from a three-way battle between Jake Damien (in the sleeper), Kidd USA (applying the sleeper), and Travis Lee (not pictured). Hope this helps. And if you already found it, sorry I'm late to the party.
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    1. Thanks, Danny! Inner Jobber points to you, as well!

      (The points are kind of a spiritual thing, not at all physical, but still very meaninful.)
  6. We can't always have physical stimulation, I guess, so I'm very happy for the spiritual stimulation. Thanks!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

My First Look


Above is the first image I ever saw of a BG East match.  I had come across this picture on the Bearhug Submission Page.  It features Wade Cutler vs. Steve Sherman in Hard Pros 3.  I still haven't seen the match, but my god, do I want to see that bearhug!  Bard at Neverland recently spoke about the first time coming across companies like BG East, and I too remember the thrill of discovering wrestling that was a little more intentionally homoerotic than what you can find on TV.

On a side note (as long as I'm feeling all wrestling nostalgic), the first BG East tape (yes, tape back then) I saw was Hunkbash 5, my favorite match at the time being Johnny Modesto vs. Psycho Capone.  The other matches were great, too, but this is the one I noticed the most.  Johnny's gear!  It was so much smaller than gear on TV!  And he got so dominated by Psycho!  (Oops--spoiler alert.)  Sadly, it's been a long time since I've seen that match.  I think that tape might have, um...accidentally been thrown away one day, after a sudden bout of guilt and self-loathing.  (It hasn't always been an easy road, you know?)

Johnny Modesto

Psycho Capone plants his foot on Johnny's carcass.

It looks like the Bearhug page also offers a cleaned-up version of the picture--in technical terms of things like color and lighting, that is.  Whew!  Wade's butt!  (He said, guilt-free.)


4 comments:

  1. They say you never forget your first. ;) But, really, who could ever forget Wade Cutler?! Sooo hot!
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  2. wade was an amazing jobber - he had the perfect clean cut american boy next door look with an amazing muscle body but he had a tiny cock even when hard
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  3. You had me at Wade Cutler.
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  4. They both had amazing bodies and beautiful muscle buts. And then their erections in those tight speeds!
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Monday, January 28, 2013

Skeleton Bang


Sometimes, when I'm frustrated and start to doubt if getting a college education was even worth it, I have to admit that it WAS worth it, even if only for one thing I learned: When bodies decay into skeletons, the bones don't stick together without ligaments and stuff.


So those images of skeletons chained to walls or sitting up in chairs or whatever just could never happen. And yet, AND YET, in every TV show, movie, and video game, there they are, skeletons chained to walls, magically staying intact.


Sometimes surely the creators know this isn't accurate, and are merely conceding to popular misconception.  But I never used to think there was anything wrong with it.  Actually it's a little annoying to notice that now.  Stupid college!

Look!  Ub Iwerks invented "The Human Centipede" in 1929's "The Skeleton Dance."

Here are some good skeletons.

1. "Skeleton Bang" by Rasputina, from the album "Great American Gingerbread"

2. Skeleton Zak

3. "The Skeleton Dance" by Ub Iwerks

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

A-1


Real name Alastair Ralphs, wrestling name A-1 (a very apt name for such a big handsome bull of a wrestler--you know, bull, steak sauce...).

















Friday, December 28, 2012

Sapped


2 comments:

  1. HOW TO BRING DOWN A GIANT! I wonder if JACK did it this way? Hmmm. After having grabbed the guy's GOLDEN GOOSE, maybe he copped a good squeeze of the big guy's low-hangin', brass EGGS too! It's the PERFECT way to stop any guy in his tracks, no matter his "SIZE" (NOW, I'm referring to the giant's height and weight and NOT the diameter and weight of his BALLS; even though, that would EQUALLY apply here!) And what of the Old Testament's, Goliath" Do you think little shepherd boy/future king - David - walked up to the slain Goliath, (who was probably lying face up, with his powerful, muscular legs spread open wide and his tunic likely raised up to his chest, displaying his massive cock and big, round, hairy balls), and grabbed two handfuls of the BIG GUY's exceptionally large "EQUIPMENT"? David DID win, after all. "To the victor, go the spoils" ...isn't THAT the way that it should AWAYS be? I'll bet that Goliath's "gonads" were the size of big, round bowling balls, (...and I mean the really BIG bowling balls, not the little "duck pin-sized" balls!)

    Yes sireeee..."CROTCH GRABBING sure IS pretty incredibly HOT...to "WATCH"! Now, if we were speaking of me having my OWN "boys" crushed, squeezed, head-butted, bitten (OUCH!), and/or sadistically punched over and over again...ummm...NOT SO HOT! (at least ...for ME! But, hey! Maybe YOU are into receiving that particular kind of excruciating groin torture...I dunno. To each, his/her own. (I am neither judge, nor jury over ANY man/woman.)
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    1. Poor hot Goliath is one of the earlier jobbers who did it for me...!