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Monday, February 1, 2021

Mike Verna's Defeated Streak


Thank you, Wrestling Arsenal!  It was through your post, Man of Steel, that I discovered Mike Verna.  And I am in love.  But one of the things you didn't mention in your post, that was very arousing about the match: the record under his nameplate.  "AEW RECORD: 0-3"  So we know, going into this match, that the handsome and virile Verna hasn't yet managed to get a victory.  So already, before the bell even rings, there's an underlying sense of desperation, sadness and struggle.  It's REALLY important to him to get rid of that zero!

I've compiled a playlist for quick access to Verna's AEW losses--er, matches.  I must say that he's so striking, that he really steals the show for me, whoever else is in the match.  And here at Inner Jobber, we're all about the guys who grab our attention, win OR lose.  (Particularly "lose," actually.)

I hope AEW keeps up the record under the nameplates as Mike Verna's losses mount.  Watching such a strong, powerful, seemingly capable man march confidently down to the ring, unaware of his vast failures being flashed before his audience's eyes, is really quite exhilarating.

Let's see how it's been happening so far...



So handsome...!

An embarrassing debut.

02. Royal Money & Baron Black & Mike Verna vs Gunn Club



Thank you, Wresting Arsenal!

Mike Verna in this match was love at first sight for me.

05. The Butcher & The Blade with The Bunny vs Mike Verna & Baron Black


Come on Verna, it's not too late to turn things around, and get a victory under your nameplate!

Oops.

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