Bart Sawyer And The Rock

Flex Kavana and Bart Sawyer

In the comments of a Bart Sawyer video, someone told me he had been in a tag team with the Rock.  I didn't know that!

The Rock was known as Flex Kavana.  A YouTuber called popculturestu posted several videos of the Rock as Flex, several including Bart.  I've tried to put them in a convenient playlist here.  (I say "try" because it kept disappearing.  Weird YouTube.  If the link doesn't work, the videos are called "The Flex Says...part 1 of 13" and 2 of 13 etc.  You should be able to find them that way.)

And as always, you can check out some classic solo Bart Sawyer action here!

2 Hot Minutes: Triple H Taps Out

 

A couple of instances of Triple H tapping out, to Brock Lesnar and Undertaker.

2 Hot Minutes:

2 Hot Minutes: Tombstone Piledriver on Batista

This one's pretty self-explanatory: Undertaker performs the tombstone piledriver on Batista.  You have to admit, Batista has the perfect thighs and glutes to be the victim of this move.

Mike Verna's Defeated Streak

Thank you, Wrestling Arsenal!  It was through your post, Man of Steel, that I discovered Mike Verna.  And I am in love.  But one of the things you didn't mention in your post, that was very arousing about the match: the record under his nameplate.  "AEW RECORD: 0-3"  So we know, going into this match, that the handsome and virile Verna hasn't yet managed to get a victory.  So already, before the bell even rings, there's an underlying sense of desperation, sadness and struggle.  It's REALLY important to him to get rid of that zero!

I've compiled a playlist for quick access to Verna's AEW losses--er, matches.  I must say that he's so striking, that he really steals the show for me, whoever else is in the match.  And here at Inner Jobber, we're all about the guys who grab our attention, win OR lose.  (Particularly "lose," actually.)

I hope AEW keeps up the record under the nameplates as Mike Verna's losses mount.  Watching such a strong, powerful, seemingly capable man march confidently down to the ring, unaware of his vast failures being flashed before his audience's eyes, is really quite exhilarating.

Let's see how it's been happening so far...

01. Peter Avalon vs Mike Verna

So handsome...!

An embarrassing debut.

02. Royal Money & Baron Black & Mike Verna vs Gunn Club

03. Gunn Club vs Mike Verna & Bear Country

04. Mike Verna vs Ricky Starks

Thank you, Wresting Arsenal!

Mike Verna in this match was love at first sight for me.

05. The Butcher & The Blade with The Bunny vs Mike Verna & Baron Black

Come on Verna, it's not too late to turn things around, and get a victory under your nameplate!

Oops.

Hot Satan

Yes, I saw a commercial with a buff guy playing Satan and I'm posting about it because I'm THAT...what's the word I want here.  Bored?  Thirsty?

(And I STILL don't really understand new Blogger.  Like, do I hit Return ONCE or TWICE?  How come sometimes it makes such a huge space, but not consistently so?)

Cena + Orton

No commentary, no witty banter, no links, just a couple pictures I like.  Click to enlarge.  (To enlarge the PICTURES.  C'mon, you guys.)

Happy holidays everybody.  You're the best--all of you.

Hunks Wrestling

Hunks Wrestling very generously sent me a sample of their wares, and I'm proud to say they're a fine new option for those looking for wrestling videos.

The only "complaint" I have is really very specific to me: In all three matches I was given, the wrestler I wanted to see as a jobber ended up doing pretty well for himself.  And having said that, I realize that now I can't let on who I DO like better, because it would give away how the match goes.  D'oh!

1.  Ivan Guerrero vs. Steve Mason

This one starts in an interesting fashion, with the wrestlers jogging along individually to funky music, with opening credits like a movie.  They meet up on the beach, they posture, they agree to wrestle...That's all the plot I need!  But even still, there's a twist...

2.  Arturo vs. Dark Jr.

This one is pretty hot, figuratively and literally.  Both guys really work for it--and in this case, they're really both so manly and "grraah" that no matter who wins, you can't lose.

3.  Steve Mason vs. Gabe Steel

Gabe Steel's floppy blond hair, you guys!  It caught my attention right away, and I couldn't believe my luck that this was one of the matches Hunks Wrestling sent me as a sample.  You guys.  I REALLY wanted to see Gabe Steel get thrown around by that hair handle.  I have to break my "no spoiler" rule here to say, No hair handle throwing.  The hot guy dominated.  But I understand some people are into that. :)  Heck, I am too sometimes.  AND, Steve Mason is no slouch himself!

It's Kind Of A Compliment

 It's kind of a compliment, in a way, that YouTube keeps taking down my thumbnails for "violating their content."  The regular ol' professional wrestling matches are fine, and the thumbnail images are ALL taken directly from the match.  So I guess they're flattering me on my ability to take the underlying homoeroticism of professional wrestling and bring it to the surface.

The latest offender: Jim Powers vs. Skinner:

And here is a gallery of the other images deemed Too Hot For YouTube:

Again, don't think I'm complaining.  If I wanted, I could play it safe and just choose a randomly pre-selected thumbnail for each video.  But I'd lose not only that distinctive Sean Pford Wrestling title bar, but also...the hotness.

For those curious, here's the new one for Jim Powers 24:

It's still hot, but whatever.  It's also more blatantly wrestling so it might be safe.  Seems to be, YouTube doesn't like the close-up money shots.  We'll see!

2 Hot Minutes: Krush KO'd ($6 Bundles!)

First of all, I'd like to thank World of Musclemen for pointing this out in his blog:

No Rules Wrestling (NRW) is offering $6 bundles of matches! 

In NRW's own words:

I know from a business point of view, $6.00 is not a lot of money.  It's rare for a wrestling company to offer matches at such a low price.  But look at it this way, wrestling companies: Currently, you've all gotten $0.00 from me, and NRW has gotten $6.00.  And 6>0.  (It's not that I'm CHEAP you guys.  Things are tight.  You know?)

I selected a Krush compilation, Krush Knocked Out Cold, and BOY is it worth the money!  Below are images from the 6 matches included, and then a 2 minute video featuring brief clips the images come from.

There are more bundles I'm interested in, and I'm HOPING NRW will release a Brian Baxter bundle.  (You'd get six MORE dollars, NRW!)

Krush vs. Carlo

Krush vs. Flash

Krush vs. GQ

Krush vs. The Animal

Krush vs. Jinn

Krush vs. The Saint

Krush Knocked Out Cold

YouPrude Strikes Again!

 Two more thumbnails have been removed.  Naughty Sean Pford!  Here are the offenders:

And here are the replacements I've selected:

Are they less pornographic?  Would any stills from the matches be non-pornographic?  And now that they've been drawn to your attention, why not watch these naughty videos that have gotten YouPrude's knickers all in a twist?

Jim Powers vs. Paul Diamond

Rob Conway vs. Kane

And P.S.:  How crappy is this new blogger writing format?  Jeesh.